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Why God created "woman"

by Mac McMullen / February 24, 2006 5:35 AM PST

OK Girls, if you get into trouble with this, don't blame me.....

Ten Reasons God Created Woman
10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote.
(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. And the No. 1 reason of all .

(Tada .. drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)

God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ...

"I can do better than that."

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(NT) (NT) Adam was a rough draft ;-)
by Diana Forum moderator / February 24, 2006 6:04 AM PST
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by marinetbryant / February 24, 2006 6:53 AM PST

is just a short version of "WOe to MAN"!

Tom "the devil made me say it" Bryant

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Tried it but it didn't work
by Steven Haninger / February 24, 2006 8:47 AM PST

Used on my wife as a ''pickup'' line.

She's laughing hysterically...how do I make her stop?? Happy

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by marinetbryant / February 24, 2006 9:11 AM PST

before y'all got married, she saw you coming, didn't she! She chased you 'til you caught her!LOL


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After that..
by Melati Hitam / February 24, 2006 4:39 PM PST

Eve get an APPLE...

Adam gets the WANG...

and the rest of you get a PC...

Note: FYI, 'Wang' was one of the first known computer brand, beside IBM, Commodore etc....

enjoy the weekend guys..

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