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I must not be getting this joke, but whats the e-vri-thin?
What does it do?
Whats the purpose of the e-vri-tin?
Can you make the e-vri-thin interface with your wife?
How about dog?
Can it excercise for you?
Does it interface with CNET's April Fools Day joke machine?
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the machine will only work for today, and then be discontinued
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The E-vri-thin is only a prototype, like a concept car. The actual device that's going to be released for summer is the E-vri-one. They're already using a different version in hospitals on a trial run - the E-vri-body.
The E-vri-thin from Convergenics (tm) is a mobile base station device designed to provide seamless integration with all your services and functions provided in an easy portable way. It's the true promise of convergence delivered in a revolutionary mobile form factor.
Staple papers while I am on the road, away from my desk at home? Thats one thing I really need, something that I can use to staple papers remotely.
E-vri-thin is natively capable of NAS (Network Activated Stapling). An easy accessory that interfaces with your home network and stapler can put you on the road while your papers get stapled* at home.
-*some stapling may not fully puncture stack. Lmits to stack height and puncture depth vary by accesorised model. Convergencis is not responsible for stapler capabilities.
I thought the NAS was the Nasal-Attached Snore arrestor...
-Terry
I hear that in Austrailia that they use this device to distort the electron stream from CRTs and old TVs so that you can morph the image on the screen and design your own version of the currently playing TV show.
But how do you get the morphed image to record on a TiVo-like device, or even better yet to record the morphed image on the central servers at your cable company?
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