What are you doing on Black Friday?

So-called "Black Friday", just another excuse for retailers to turn normal people into shopping maniacs, spending money they don't have, on junk they don't neeed, or to give it to people who don't want it, is my Birthday.. 11/28.. I will be sitting at home doing the usual stuff I do.. entering contests I don't win, paying bills I can't afford to pay, arguing on the phone with companies (if they're open).. who sent me horribly wrong bills to get them straightened out, and probably making a sliced (as in "comes out of a package") turkey sandwich with melted cheese on it, because roasting a turkey for one person is insanity.. my Folks passed away years ago, and my only immediate family nearby is my younger Brother, who lives in a world of his own (haven't even gotten a Birthday card from him) and never invites me over or offers to take me out to supper.. but maybe I'll go over to a nearby Starbucks and get some free food, which they give ya on your Birthday, if you have one of their cards.. and watching movies, playing music, and farting around with my new iPhone 5c, which Sprint gave me for free a month ago, and I'm still muddling through its bajillion features and settings.. if I feel giddy, I'll log into Amazon and use some of my gift credits to buy a case for the iPhone.. so none of this really fits in any of your categories except "Other".. ..

I'll be watching football on TV.

and probably leaving the TV off so I can feel "thankful" for a second day.