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May 14, 2015 1:10PM PDT
A poll released Wednesday found 32 per cent of Republican voters believe Obama plans to seize Texas and declare martial law.

When 2,000 employees at five Walmart locations in the U.S. were abruptly informed they were being laid off due to "weird" plumbing issues, it may have fooled the naive and innocent multitudes unaware of the giant plot afoot for Barack Obama's military takeover of the United States.

But wiser heads knew immediately what they were looking at. The closures, they reported on a host of web sites, were needed so the stores could be used as food distribution centres for the Chinese troops being smuggled into the country to assist in the takeover. The Chinese would be operating by a special top secret invitation from Michelle Obama, the First Lady, who was in on the plot. Soon after, the dollar would be jettisoned and the Chinese currency would take its place. If proof was needed, all you had to do was note the location of the Walmarts Florida, Texas, California and Oklahoma - all of which are in or near states where an intensive U.S. military operation is scheduled this summer.

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(NT) that would only remove ONE interpretation from the mix.
May 22, 2015 12:07PM PDT
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yours?
May 23, 2015 5:58AM PDT

LOL!!

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RE: LOL!!
May 23, 2015 6:42AM PDT

Is that your "nervous laugh"?

Nervous laughter is laughter evoked from an audience's expression of embarrassment, alarm, discomfort or confusion, rather than amusement

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Heaven forbid that JP
May 23, 2015 7:51AM PDT

ever recognizes someone laughing in his face over his comments.....

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RE:someone laughing in his face over his comments.
May 23, 2015 12:21PM PDT

I thought James was laughing at his own comment...

HE said "yours?" then "LOL!!"