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warning be carefull this holloween

by Mark5019 / October 20, 2006 3:13 AM PDT

So this cabdriver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices
>> that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>>
>> She asks him why he is staring.
>>
>> He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
>> you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
>> as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
>> see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you

>> could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>>
>> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
>> have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is
>> very excited and says,"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
>>
>> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
>> blush.
>>
>> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My

>> dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've

>> sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>>
>> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
>> Halloween party."

HAPPY HALLOWEN

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