Well, as usual, I will answer my own post.
I tried one more time and managed to clear the five Windows Logs but I should have written the procedure down since I probably will have trouble doing it again.
The Vista Event Viewer is too complicated.
I would like to clear, delete, whatever, the event logs and start with a "clean slate". I can find directions in "Help" to delete events but it doesn't work for me. I thought I had found the answer in Disk Cleanup but the logs just pop back up after being "cleaned".
I am tired of searching for answers. Event Viewer cleanup is no problem in Windows XP.
I have errors dating to 12/6/2007, before I even bought the new computer.
Has anyone out there cleaned up their event logs?
Has anyone out there eliminated all of their Critical and plain old vanilla Errors?

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