If you or a friend have some technical ability the volume of the side keys can be turned down or off by using a program called p2kmanager and a data cable. I think the side keys are disabled when you lock the phone also, but that would only help in a few situations.
So far I like this phone EXCEPT for the side volume/smart keys, which I constantly hit by accident. Any tricks for deactivating them?

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