i do love processed cheeses and meats... what did my parents keep from me?!
Spam + EZ-Cheese + a ritz cracker = YUM!!
(It's like an Ageless Lunchable!)
Spam even has its own museum in Minnesota:
http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?id=9&catitemid=16

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