But then I re-thought it and I bet with some CLEVER software and hardware it could be done. I know of no off the shelf solution but your typical 4th year college electronics final year project person could whip something up.
Figure a few hundred bucks for the gear and 3 months till they make one for you.
Oh, and a lot of pizza!
Bob

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