Running a 2.0 Gig processor is more than adequate for what you want to do. I suspect that your performance problems may be due more to spyware infection than hardware problems.
If you havn't saved all those important files (shame on you if you have not) do so now. Then reformat this dude (no sense in trying to dig out all the spyware and resulting registry errors). Put in 1 Gig of RAM - can be bought cheap at Tigerdirect, etc.
As for USB 2.0 - you can get a PCI card with the new USB 2.0 slots fairly cheap.
$300 - $340 for 1 Gig of RAM?? Better check out the prices at Tigerdirect!!
I have a Dell Dimension 8200 series, Pentium 4 Processor at 2.0 GHz,with 256MB RAM,80 GB hard drive, purchased in March 2002. It runs sluggishly, especially when moving between programs and running multiple programs. Also start up and shutting down is slow.
I have configued a new system with Dell with a cost of $838. It's a Dimension E510, Pentium D 930 at 3 GHz with 1 GB RAM and 160 GB hard drive.
I have now been looking at upgrading my current system to 1 GB RAM. At Dell the cost is $530. At a memory upgrade store, I can get it for $300- $340. Is it worth upgrading my 4 year old system? Also, is it possible to upgrade USB ports to 2.0, and is it worth it? I realize with the upgrade I'd have to update my bios.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.

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