Oh, dear. That guy has a real problem.
We had two totally disgusting cases out here for prosecution. One guy was forcing enemas on females he mugged who were jogging, and another one had a feces fetish, and would break into the stalls of women answering the call of nature, and he would push open the door, shove his hand between their thighs, and grab a handful of his favorite substance, and flee with it. Needless to say, it made all the women involved VERY upset.
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.
Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.
oh hahahhaoh hhaha now that tickles!