My brother Bill and I bought a beautiful cow for forty dollars!

We was equal partners in that cow, Bill and I.

I goe to milk the cow for myself, and Bill, he says

"Whoa! I owns -this- half of cow. YOU owns the front end of the cow and you can have feet, too"

Interlocutor: Imagine that!

Now, every day i had to carry water and buy feed for my half of cow...

Interlocutor: That will never do!

..Last week my the cow hoofed Bill! Now he's suing me for damages!

Interlocutor: Oh my, what shall you do?

I am already DONE with that deal.

Interlocutor: What do you mean?

I kilt my half and Bill's half died!