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Twisted Christmas (I hope this isn't a repeat)

by Pat S Dec 18, 2003 1:05AM PST

Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia- I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark! The Herald Angels sing about me!

Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and street and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trees and trucks and fire-hydrants and mailboxes....

Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but won't leave my house

Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house

Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate.

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Re:This is really twisted but funny...... nt

by Mary Kay Dec 18, 2003 1:43AM PST

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