How could I be so foolish. But what's wrong with jaz-meeze?
I like being called Jasmes! I just never say it because I like to leave some mystery as to how exactly its pronounced. Everyone says it slightly differently and I find that strangely fun.
Unless its Tom and he says it "Jazz-meese," that wasn't fun, that was just disheartening.
I guess this is just another brick in the "Molly is Never Wrong" wall!

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