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BBC to make six-part Bible series
"The BBC has confirmed it plans to make a six-part series dramatising iconic and important stories from the Bible. ..."

"Say, have you seen the BBC's Bible?"
"No, I read the book."
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But are you ready to face

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Alex Trebek? Happy

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(NT) Phrase that as a statement, please!

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(NT) so there's this rabbi and a pharoah in a bar and....

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I prefer

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Rabbi, priest, and Jehovah's Witness ...

... bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

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(NT) What did they each order?

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(NT) Nothing - didn't have to

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This is as close as I can get

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on short notice with Google:
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Kedem wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

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(NT) Good one! :-)

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(NT) Say "Good Night, Gracie"!

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