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Time for a laugh

by SteveGargini / June 20, 2004 12:50 AM PDT

This couple was sitting at the breakfast table. The wife said "you know we've been sitting at this table having breakfast together for 50 years.
The husband says "yep"
She says I can remember when we used to sit here naked.
He says "yep"
She says "would you like to try it again to see if it still as good as it used to be."
He agrees and they both get naked.
She says " you know my nipples still get hot just like they did 50 years ago.
He says no wonder...Ones in your coffee and the other ones in your oatmeal.

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(NT) (NT) Re: Perfect time for a laugh and thanks :-)
by Mary Kay / June 20, 2004 3:02 AM PDT
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And a few months later he died and...
by Edward ODaniel / June 20, 2004 3:32 AM PDT
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his despondent widow called her doctor and complained that she was having chest pains and worried about her heart. She asked the doctor to tell here exactly where her heart was so she could monitor it. He did, mentioning that it was just under her left breast.

Later that evening the widow was admitted to emergency as an attempted suicide with a bullet in her left knee.

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