This couple was sitting at the breakfast table. The wife said "you know we've been sitting at this table having breakfast together for 50 years.
The husband says "yep"
She says I can remember when we used to sit here naked.
He says "yep"
She says "would you like to try it again to see if it still as good as it used to be."
He agrees and they both get naked.
She says " you know my nipples still get hot just like they did 50 years ago.
He says no wonder...Ones in your coffee and the other ones in your oatmeal.
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