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Thursday humor

by Evie Apr 21, 2005 1:04AM PDT

Guy walks into a Chinese restaurant and orders the Duck.

Waiter tells him, "Sorry, we have no Duck today"

Guy is adamant "I want Duck!"

Waiter again apologizes that there is none available.

This goes back and forth for a while longer with the Guy getting more and more adamant about how he has been waiting for the legendary duck from this restaurant for weeks now.

Finally the waiter says, "You seem like a smart guy, so how about you take a little quiz and if you pass, you get the duck."

Guy: "OK"

Waiter: "First question, what is chips without the 'c'?"

Guy: "That's easy ... hips"

Waiter: "OK, now what is strange without the 'st'?"

Guy: "That's easy too ... range"

Waiter: "OK, now for the last question. What is duck without the 'f'?"

Guy: (thinks for a bit)... "I can't answer that question."

The waiter repeats the question and the Guy says he can't answer the question.

Waiter: "I need an answer, just give me one!"

Guy: "I can't, there is no f in duck!"

Waiter: "Now you got it!"

Evie