General discussion

Thoughts to ponder (inbox fodder)

Some of these I had heard before, some were new to me.

Enjoy and smile Grin
Ponder these!

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity???

Why does pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham have anyway?

How is it that we put man on the moon, before we figured out that luggage needed wheels?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV.?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the refrigerator, and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, how come he can't fix a hole in a boat?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of???

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, and a hemorrhoid when it?s in your .... well, you can finish this one on your own Happy


Discussion is locked

Reply to: Thoughts to ponder (inbox fodder)
PLEASE NOTE: Do not post advertisements, offensive materials, profanity, or personal attacks. Please remember to be considerate of other members. If you are new to the CNET Forums, please read our CNET Forums FAQ. All submitted content is subject to our Terms of Use.
Reporting: Thoughts to ponder (inbox fodder)
This post has been flagged and will be reviewed by our staff. Thank you for helping us maintain CNET's great community.
Sorry, there was a problem flagging this post. Please try again now or at a later time.
If you believe this post is offensive or violates the CNET Forums' Usage policies, you can report it below (this will not automatically remove the post). Once reported, our moderators will be notified and the post will be reviewed.
- Collapse -
Good ones, with one quibble:

There is TOO a light in my freezer! Wink

- Collapse -
True enough - I have one in my large

chest freezer - but not one in the freezer at the top of the fridge. That's not a bother, however, as that is not usually what I'm raiding at night when I have a snack attack! Grin


- Collapse -
Clothing in heaven....a theory...all about Eden

The story goes that, when Adam and Eve were cast out of Eden, they noticed they were "neked" and covered up in shame. Eden was about as close to heaven as it got at that time. It was sin that brought this upon them but God promised a way to find forgiveness. So, maybe if we are all good little girls and boys (can you see where this is going? Happy), God will forgive us and heaven will be a lot like Eden and we all get to be "neked" again so I wouldn't sweat the wardrobe thing.Wink

- Collapse -
(NT) (NT) Now that idea should get some converts!!! LOL

CNET Forums

Forum Info