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This is BAD so those without humor need not read...'The Face Lift'...

Mar 7, 2004 12:22AM PST

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob
is placed on the back of a woman's head that can be turned to tighten up her
skin and produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, she wanted
and got "The Knob."

For years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful --
she remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, she returned
to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been
working just fine. I have turned the knob many times and always loved the
results. But now I have developed two annoying problems. First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those are not bags, those are
your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there is no point in asking about
the goatee."

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NT That does it!!! NO face lift for me:)
Mar 7, 2004 1:06AM PST
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Re:NT Yea, Glenda, we'd probably get our face
Mar 7, 2004 1:32AM PST

lifted and find one underneath just like it.Happy

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NT wouldn't that be scary!! LOL
Mar 7, 2004 2:00AM PST
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If you get your face lifted, wouldn't things be looking up? {nt}
Mar 8, 2004 12:33AM PST

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NT With mine & MK's luck we would still droop! LOL
Mar 8, 2004 1:17AM PST
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