Bidet.
As Crocodile Dundee learned. (Come and say bidet?)
I encountered my first and only in a hotel in Montreal. (A little bit of Europe in N America.) I didn't have the ... courage to use it.
And that's not K-C's problem anyway. For that they need a dispenser for a heavier but still flushable drying cloth. Stay tuned.
ROSWELL, Ga. (AP) - Richard Thorne grins as he waves his hand under a toilet paper dispenser in a women's restroom. The machine spits five sheets of tissue into his grasp.
A year in the works, the electronic tissue dispenser is being rolled out to the masses by Kimberly-Clark Professional as it seeks to capture more of the $1 billion away-from-home toilet paper market. The company believes most people will be satisfied with five sheets - and use 20 percent less toilet paper
But Thorne admits the company won't truly achieve a "touchless" bathroom until it develops a toilet that does the dirty work for you.
I won't have to do a thing, life is good.

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