Things just keep getting better and better

she'll want to scale it back to one sheet.

Does the thing run on biodiesel?

Had a bad onion ring addiction once upon a time.

Ooooh, how predictable!

Did prove you have no sense of humor though.

Let me explain it. See, YOU said you had a bad onion ring addiction and I said, "You were addicted to bad onion rings?"

Get it? GET IT??? Ooohhhh!!

And that proves I have no sense of humor?

I'm LOLing out loud.

The sour grapes reference to another thread was nonsensical. It's like someone suddenly kicking you in the knee, while you are having a conversation about what you plan to eat for lunch. You ask what that was for, and the fellow replies "that's for what you said to me last week". In the context of what I said it makes no sense.

I explain this, not for your benefit, but for others.

Say goodnight Gracie.

you just didn't get it. I thought my punchline was a very obvious one so I made the "predictable" comment. Since you claimed I was "predictable" I was affirming that for you. Kinda like when someone makes a bad pun and then follows it with a groan.

Nothing "sour grapes" about it.

I explain this, not for the benefit of others, but for you.

Gotta fire up the little gray cells, Grim.

"don't give up your day job" then he says ..... then you explain that......

all in all, a complete waist of thyme

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You guys are freaking out about an innocent joke! Don't bust a blood vessel.

Just give each other a high-five and a pat on the butt and move on. Sheeesh!!

I remember as a kid, how I tortured my little sister till she screamed for mom... and then ask "who me?' under my mom's interrogation. I stopped being self amused by that when I was around 10 or 11... mostly.

I get a chuckle from my interactions with Ed... mostly. Sometimes though, in his enthusiasm, he really reaches to justify a gambit. Then it just becomes a battle for who gets to claim the last word. He usually wins, just because it means that much more to him.

Despite his rationalization. His joke was funny but the annotation made no sense.

I got stuff to do today so I will rejoin the fray later. Have a good evening, and a good week end, Jonah.

Have a good day Ed.

Cheers

grim

It's not a game. It's not a "battle" That is just baloney. I don't play games. You can have the last word. I don't care.

It was not a rationalization. It was the truth. Sorry you didn't get it. But I don't "rationalize". I don't "reach to justify a gambit." That is simply untrue. It doesn't "mean that much more to me." That is also untrue.

Okay, take the last word.

Since Grim already gave it to you, and you didn't want it


I'll take it.


Yeah!!!! I finally won one.

mrs edH says "i had a really bad headache last night"

edH says "don't worry dear, tonight you may have a really good one"


jonah "wondering how ed slept on the couch last night" jones



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Unless this is your day job, in which case...

He's a volunteer here

let me explain it... see, YOU said ...........

nah, you're not worth the time or the energy

you and your ilk are starting to remind me of the school bully, love to dish it out, but gets 'em in a twist when it comes back at 'em...

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that's why I said "don't quit your day job." Standard response in showbiz when someone bombs. It wasn't funny. It was lame.

I didn't get anything in a twist. And YOU of all people have no business calling anyone a bully.

by a "moderator" who made a "deal" to quit "moderating" and posting in SE who then renegged on his own "deal" as soon as the conditions of his "deal" were met.

Now this "moderator" without integrity is busy engaging in PERSONAL ATTACKS.

A: edH isn't "most people", he knew it was a "joke" he just didn't think it was funny

B: your constant regurgitation of rubbish is becoming both annoying and tedious, i think it's time you met the 3Ks Keep it nice or Keep it to yourself or Keep out

thank for your consideration

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it could just power down when it detects Middle Easterners since the default setting is 5 sheets more than they use now...

but was thinking the seat could detect the user's weight.....before and after....As well, other indicators of need might be gender and total time required to complete the task at hand. I can almost imagine the meeting discussions in listing the criteria and variables that could change the number of sheets that might be needed.

At least that's how the paper towel version works. (There is a 3 or 4 second delay before the sensor resets.)

Those old ones were, of course, counterproductive as well as unconscionably nasty. I'm surprised they lasted as long as they did.

The auto-water and auto-flush gadgets save mucho water at very low installed cost (in new construction).

..... of the auto-dispenser ones for paper towels.

I agree re: the water savings.

Angeline
Speakeasy Moderator

I encountered one in the changing (family) bathroom during our summer Convention. It was at a brand new convention facility, and the changing room was small, with only one auto towel dispenser. It didn't work, and had NO Plan B provision.

Whether we wave, pull, crank, or pull out Kleenex-style, I just wish they'd install the damned things lower on the wall so the water doesn't run up your arms to your elbows before you can get at them!

The latest I've seen now are high-powered dryers. They are quick, but so powerful they just about rip the skin from your bones.

Cindi

Thats because men stand and need to be dried off clear down to their shoes.