that should be used to "infringe" the First Amendment to the same extent they have infringed the Second Amendment and see if the Liberal News Media would accept such equality of application.
1) If you've ever reported an inaccurate story, you can be fined. (look out Dan Rather and Connie Chung!) Repeated violations will result in loss of license to report.
2) You must first pass a govt check before you can be issued a license to report.
3) "Open carry" means you are not allowed "confidential sources" unless licensed for "concealed confidences"l
4) You may not act as a reporter anywhere other than at home or at your workplace (reporting range)
5) There will be only certain seasons when you can hunt for certain stories.
6) You must do all your reporting using pen, pencil, and paper and only at your place of business can you use a computer since it can process too much information in a short period of time.
7) You will be limited on the number of pens, pencils, and sheets of paper allowed to be kept at home unless you recieve a special reporter's "collector's license" allowing you to possess more.
If you accidentally discharge a story which slanders someone to the extent their reputation is injured causing them financial harm or grief through your character assassination, you will be charged with "murderous slander" and tried for that crime in court on a felony charge.
9) All paper will have special "tags" placed in them same as gunpowder, so any papers discovered at a news site which may be under investigation for murderous slander, that paper can be properly tracked back through it's sources between you and the original producer, including all paper suppliers both wholesale and retail who are required to keep accurate records of such paper and it's tags.
10) ............