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by EdHannigan / August 8, 2008 8:35 AM PDT
How actual, I can't say. They are probably stolen from Leno.

Red Tape Holds Up New
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to
Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled
Quickly, It May Last
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to
Who would have thought?!


Enfield Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half
Chain-saw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity,
and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to (maybe even a
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According to Snopes
by Diana Forum moderator / August 8, 2008 12:14 PM PDT
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Figured as much
by EdHannigan / August 8, 2008 1:07 PM PDT
In reply to: According to Snopes

I like:

Stolen Painting Found by Tree


Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

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My Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were actual,
by drpruner / August 8, 2008 1:40 PM PDT

and you all mocked me! Happy

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