(From my inbox)
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not a retiree should be put in an old
age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the retiree and ask him
or her to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than a the spoon or the
teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
Angeline

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