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The Plan........ From my Inbox

Subject: The Plan -Robin Williams








absolutely awesome idea!!!!

The Plan!


Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.



You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middlle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Cool If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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Re:Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10

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a barrel.

In his/your dreams.

If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

How will you get there, with no fuel.?

Just the rumo(u)r of a gas shortage, the country panics.

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How about this idea,

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we charge the rest of the world the same price for a bushel of grain (corn, wheat, soybean etc) as the price of a barrel of oil

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That would work

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If you could get Exxon, Mobil, Chevron to agree.

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Well, maybe offer $12.99 a barrel.

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I like his 'Plan'.

In forwarding it to others I'll leave out the 'withdraw of troop from the Philippines'.
Since the Spanish/American War Gen. McArthur & U.S. troops have been in the Philippines and liberated the nation from the Japanese in WWII. Their gratitude was not that long lasting. US forces abandoned Clark Air Base and Subic Bay Naval Base after the Philippine government voted not to renew a basing agreement in 1992 (even tho we had a 1951 treaty to protect the Philippines). The Philippine Government notified the United States that in accordance with the treaty, US forces must be withdrawn from Subic Naval Base and Cubi Point Naval Air Station by the end of 1992. We lost/turned over billions worth of facilities that were enhanced during Vietnam. There is however since 1998 a ''Visiting Forces Agreement with the U.S which allowed US Navy ships to visit Manila and dialog concerning the old treaty to protect the Philippines from outside attack.

Perhaps Robin wanted the Philippines included as they realize our protection is needed and certain military are slowly moving back.

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I haven't checked yet,

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but I suspect this is an urban legend as Mr. Williams is a flaming Liberal, I don't think these would be his ideas

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It's not Robin Williams ...

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