Some of your points I'd like in my perfect netbook, but I believe "connectablity" is the biggest factor for something you want to take all over. It should have wifi, wimax, lte, 3g, cell, etc... Battery life is also key. Also why do netbooks have to use their own crappy version of linux? Ubuntu, fedora, etc.. are fine by themselves.
The perfect netbook, MID, etc...
so, I'm looking around at the gadgets I own and, more importantly, how I use them.
After some thought, I'd like to replace my Nokia N800 and old iPod with a small-ish netbook that ideally has the following:
Gotta have:
Something about the size of a 7" netbook, Kindle, Sony e-reader, small-ish (5"x8") sized journal...
Flip open form w/twist for touch-scree tablet conversion
Fast Wi-Fi
Bluetooth w/stereo A2DP
Integrated speakers
Video/audio out
Podcast catcher
2 USB 2.0/3.0 or 1 USB and an SD card reader
32GB SSD
1-2GB RAM
decent speed processor
Alarm clock
GPS integrated or capable
integrated webcam
6hr battery life
Internet browsing
RSS feeder
Flash friendly
multimedia player (wide variety of audio, video, still image/photo formats)
journaling/sketch type program
Nice to have:
FM/AM and Internet Radio
Dual screen for a touch keyboard/large touch-pad (like Nintendo DS)
Can play iTunes friendly format video (Quicktime, h.264, etc.)
I think the Eee PC was hacked to be touch screen. hmmm...I wonder if it can be hacked for Video/Audio out...
Anyone else have this issue? what's your "perfect" device?
Best,
Shalin

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