'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a user was stirring, not even a troller;
The threads were empty; the updates with dead;
I guess everyone was tracking St. Nick with NORAD;
So here I was, all snug in my chair,
Waiting for the next thread for me to read bear;
But the evening was coming, and tomorrow was Christmas;
So I'm signing off now, and to all best wishes.