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Subject: HITCHHIKER




A motorist was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day and south of Kansas City when a tire blew out.. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.


Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican". The driver gave me the finger and drove off.


I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductiv ely and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican. "Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.


Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."


She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.


"What's the matter?" she asked.


"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody.

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LOL Excellent joke, Mark

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would have been funny no matter which party was the butt at the end! (pun intended) Happy

Thanks for sharing,
--Marcia

P.S. Have a good weekend Happy

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(NT) (NT) i thought so you have good week end

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