Kerry was in the International House of Pancakes and he heard that from the next table!
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His wife.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/report.asp?rec=821
Under pressure to identify the ?foreign leaders? he claims support him in his bid to oust President Bush, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass) today named his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry.
?Teresa was born in Mozambique and is fluent in five languages,? Mr. Kerry told reporters onboard his campaign jet. ?You don?t get more foreign than that.?

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