Little Johnny had a cat who had a bunch of kitties. And he told the teacher about it.
- My cat had kitties last night and they?re all pro-Bush!
- Oh, said the teacher, that is nice. Mr. President is coming to visit us next week so you ought to tell him. I?m sure he?ll be happy to know that.
Next week came and so did GW. The teacher told little Johnny to tell the President about the kitties.
Little Johnny said:
- Mr. President. My cat had kitties last week and they?re all for Kerry!
- But Johnny, you told me they were all for Bush, the teacher said embarrassed.
- Well, they were, but now they have opened their eyes?