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The cat and little Johnny...

by Charlie Thunell PL&T / April 16, 2004 7:08 PM PDT

Little Johnny had a cat who had a bunch of kitties. And he told the teacher about it.

- My cat had kitties last night and they?re all pro-Bush!

- Oh, said the teacher, that is nice. Mr. President is coming to visit us next week so you ought to tell him. I?m sure he?ll be happy to know that.

Next week came and so did GW. The teacher told little Johnny to tell the President about the kitties.

Little Johnny said:

- Mr. President. My cat had kitties last week and they?re all for Kerry!

- But Johnny, you told me they were all for Bush, the teacher said embarrassed.

- Well, they were, but now they have opened their eyes?

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Re: clever...nt
by Mary Kay / April 16, 2004 10:01 PM PDT

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NT - Glad you liked it! ;-)
by Charlie Thunell PL&T / April 16, 2004 10:49 PM PDT
In reply to: Re: clever...nt

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lol! -nt
by Dan McC / April 19, 2004 2:25 AM PDT

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NT - Heared the same story using Methodists and Baptists.
by Diana Forum moderator / April 19, 2004 1:43 PM PDT

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NT - It's a rather "flexible" joke...

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nt almost as flexible as the word rubber?
by jonah jones / April 19, 2004 8:23 PM PDT

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CAPS jonah, CAPS! Take a look at the keyboard and you'll find it!
by Charlie Thunell PL&T / April 19, 2004 8:28 PM PDT
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nt - don't need no stinking caps ;-)
by Diana Forum moderator / April 19, 2004 9:59 PM PDT

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NT - LOL!
by Charlie Thunell PL&T / April 19, 2004 10:03 PM PDT

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(NT) Wow. A whole thread of witty repartee - all done NT!
by Dick White / April 19, 2004 11:27 PM PDT
In reply to: NT - LOL!

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