When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the
"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex
on this trip. All of you males take off your ***** and hand it in to
my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we
see land, turn in your receipt and I will give you back your *****."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was
"Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see
if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and
said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Damn!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs.
Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain
for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we
be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?"
"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece
of paper, "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"
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