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The 'bullshooter'...

by Edward ODaniel May 3, 2004 11:50PM PDT

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, I need to apply for another benefits extension .... you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"

The social worker behind the counter says,"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his NYMPHOMANIAC daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his Rolls Royce, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the LONG hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holidays TRIPS. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guys says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social workers says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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