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The Blonde and the Dispatcher

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.

"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.

"Okay, where do you live?"

"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.

"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks in fustration.

"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"

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I like this forum.It is awesome.I have been visiting nothing but this forum for the last four days.Nice joke too.

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Thanks for the kind words, Russel -- and welcome!

-- Dave K.
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and do not necessarily reflect those of CNET!

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Being one of those "blondes", I always think I've heard them all, until you pop up with a new one, lol.
This was another good one!!

Lee

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Hi, MzLee.

I trust you're not one of those blondes!

-- Dave K.
Speakeasy Moderator
click here to email semods4@yahoo.com

The opinions expressed above are my own,
and do not necessarily reflect those of CNET!

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Some might disagree with your question Dave, lololol.......NT

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