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TEXAS HOSPITALITY

Dallas Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."


Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah is Great."

Pause: Static..............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC!!! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911"


Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OF OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts... Y'all be careful now, ya hear?"

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Heh, heh, good one...

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Al lah be praying for Y'all. Ya hear?? Happy

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Just had to share this.......

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Jim and I both were rolling on the floor when I read it to him:)

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(NT) (NT) Not funny.

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(NT) (NT) Agree. Poor taste.

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It was a joke:(

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Sorry if you didn't see that:(

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Understood.

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But you'll notice I didn't pull it, because I recognize it was a joke, and it doesn't violate the TOS. I just personally didn't think it was funny.

Jonah's Helen Keller joke was a good one, though!

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I thank you for leaving it up:)

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Everybody has different taste in what they think is funny. Jim and I were rolling on the floor when we rtead this one:)

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so i guess there's no point in asking you 2

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"what was helen kellers favourite colour?"

so we don't all laugh at the same things, isn't that what makes us different, unique individuals....


jonah


btw.....the answer is corduroy


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I'd say, Jonah...

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Jonah, I'd say that you'll "get away with it", AIR I posted the joke that Ray Charles used to defuse an "akward situation" when he played Georgia before the Georgia House of Representatives (I did the audio for the recording it to tape for TV.).

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(NT) (NT) Yes it is

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Maybe...

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We all should ask for your approval Dan, before posting a joke. I mean we don't want to upset you by posting something thats not funny by your standards, do we.

George

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And I guess reminding them.........

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taht it's a joke was a TOS:( Sheesh!

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I don't think so Glenda...

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Posts have been flying off other discussions all over the place. Both yours and Dianes went off of here. It shows 9 posts, but only 7 are there??? 10 now with 8 showing.

George

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OK, Thanks..........

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I just now came back online and saw my post had been deleted:( Couldn't figure out what was wrong with it in the first place.

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That's a good idea.

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I'll be glad to help however I can.

Dan

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Maybe you'll find this more to your liking, Dan...

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Do you think that was funny?

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I didn't. It's kind of sad that you might.

Dan

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No, I thought my link was warm and very touching...

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...Didn't you?

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Then why did

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you offer it in place of a joke in very bad taste?

Dan

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Just wanted to get you off of your perpetual...

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...doom and gloom messages.

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so what did you mean

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by "Maybe you'll find this more to your liking, Dan..." in response to dan's comment that he didn't find the "joke" funny?

deimos wonders Confused

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Ya know Dan,

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I really don't give a rats behind whether you approve or not! Next time don't bother reading my posts and save your indignant act for someone that cares!

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