that looks like a poem! LOL
My VAIO laptop is not working.
It has not been working for many weeks.
I know what?s wrong with it.
And the hard disk will not fix no matter how many times I power cycle it.
The lady won't buy it,
Why I refuse to power-cycle it again
As for windows to boot it takes 15 minutes,
And I get cut off after 10.
The problem with support is
That if you can't replicate a problem in ten minutes
Then there no problem at all.
The stupidity of support
And an ill ness of my computer
MAKE ME WANT TO CRY - or die

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