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T.G.I.F.? Hmmmm.....maybe not (joke)

by MarciaB / February 17, 2005 11:40 PM PST

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays


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T.G.I.F.
by JP Bill / February 17, 2005 11:45 PM PST
Toes Go In First
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(NT) (NT) I hope you're referring to the swimming pool! LOL
by MarciaB / February 17, 2005 11:51 PM PST
In reply to: T.G.I.F.
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(NT) (NT) Socks and shoes ;-)
by JP Bill / February 18, 2005 2:52 AM PST
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(NT) (NT) Ahhhh.....I just knew it was something innocent ;)
by MarciaB / February 18, 2005 11:07 AM PST
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(NT) (NT) What about Friday?
by duckman / February 17, 2005 11:58 PM PST
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Nothin'! Nevermind! LOL
by MarciaB / February 18, 2005 12:37 AM PST

Funny, Duck Happy

Just make my day, why don't ya'! I stick a joke on here to lighten up the day, and you come along and pretend you don't get it!! (j/k) LOL

Do ya' just hate it when you wait for the right moment to debut a new joke you've heard and the recipient gets that blank look on his/her face after you deliver the punch line? You either picked the wrong one to tell it to, or you just bombed big time in your delivery (maybe both).

You have a good Friday, Duckman Grin

--Marcia/Oregon

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by duckman / February 18, 2005 1:20 AM PST

I'm the kind of guy who likes to play dumb

"the recipient gets that blank look on his/her face after you deliver the punch line? "

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(NT) (NT) Yeah - and get the joke teller all flustered!
by MarciaB / February 18, 2005 11:07 AM PST
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What do they do on Saturday and Sunday?
by William Finder / February 18, 2005 2:44 AM PST

I'm DYING to know!

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On Saturdays and Sundays, they relive the 60's...
by Paul C / February 18, 2005 2:53 AM PST

You know, "Burn baby, burn?" Devil

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(NT) (NT) Disco Inferno for eternity!! Eegads!!
by MarciaB / February 18, 2005 11:08 AM PST
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Re: Fridays
by Paul C / February 18, 2005 6:33 AM PST

And that, Marcia, is why they call it Hell... Devil

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(NT) (NT) You got it, Paul! **Shudder** ;)
by MarciaB / February 18, 2005 11:09 AM PST
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