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Sunday humor for the cat people here

Nov 30, 2003 2:15AM PST

*from my internet superhighway travels*

SOME FAMOUS CAT QUOTES

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols

Regards,
George

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NT Nice to see these finally came around to sooth your eyes as well.
Nov 30, 2003 4:11AM PST
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NT Ooooops, SOOTHE - drat
Nov 30, 2003 4:15AM PST
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. That's true.
Nov 30, 2003 5:41AM PST

I know some dogs like that too.
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Re:Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. That's true.
Nov 30, 2003 6:06AM PST

Rosalie,

Are you SURE you don't mean some humans who act like some dogs and/or take on a nick that so portends and/or whose pseudo name acts like a blitch with a score to settle? Happy

T Lee

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Re:Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. That's true.
Nov 30, 2003 6:11AM PST

Hi, Rosalie.

>>I know some dogs like that too.<<
To say nothing of some people Sad
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Unfortunately that's also true.
Nov 30, 2003 6:21AM PST

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Re:Re:Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. That's true.
Nov 30, 2003 6:23AM PST

Dave,

I THINK that is what she meant entirely. Happy

Tim

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Did a doggie bite you Tim? n/t
Nov 30, 2003 6:53AM PST

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NT Not me, but know one who was/IS.
Nov 30, 2003 6:58AM PST
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