straight from the horses mouth :-)

A man walked into a beer joint near Waco and ordered a beer. Just then
former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, the stranger looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's *** I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ***, too," he muttered.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and knocked him flat.

The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "This must be Clinton country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied, "horse country."