but try here
http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/
or here
http://www.mamarocks.com/
that has poems, etc. Hope you know which one I'm talking about. If the search function were available, I'm sure I'd be able to find it...and yes I'd like cheese with my whine, lol.
Lee

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