LOL, here's another one:
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, an amateur built the ark; a team of professionals built the Titanic.
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Probably a repeat but some of these you just can't read too often. ![]()
The problem with being a leader is that you can't be sure if people are following you or chasing you.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
You'll never meet the "perfect" mate, settle for the one whose faults you can most easily tolerate.
If you wake up breathing, congratulations, you have another chance.
Just because you have pain doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go.
If you think you have no faults, that's one more.
Humility is a strange virtue, just when you think you have it, you've lost it.
Ideas are like children, our own are the greatest.
Opportunity knocks but once, temptation leans on the doorbell.
To make a good speech, have a good beginning, a good ending, and keep them as close together as possible.
Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Education is what you get when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get when you don't.

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