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Socialists: Give apes human rights

Apr 25, 2006 10:59AM PDT
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The Spanish Socialist Party will introduce a bill in the Congress of Deputies calling for "the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons, and that they be given the moral and legal protection that currently are only enjoyed by human beings."

Not too surprising when you think about it.

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I just
Apr 26, 2006 6:43AM PDT

HAD to say it Devil The devil made me do itWink

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(NT) (NT) and tlw on it:)
Apr 26, 2006 7:17AM PDT
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The devil?
Apr 26, 2006 5:31PM PDT

Is that the one in disguise?

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(NT) (NT) lucyies in disguise
Apr 27, 2006 1:45AM PDT
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No?
Apr 26, 2006 5:29PM PDT

EdH seems to do.

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Seems to do what?
Apr 26, 2006 8:18PM PDT

Care about what those idiots think or do? NO. I just think it's funny.

You aren't taking this nonsense seriously I hope? Giving apes human rights is rather nutty wouldn't you say?

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You aren't taking this nonsense seriously I hope?
Apr 27, 2006 12:04AM PDT
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Sense of humor can't be taught...
Apr 27, 2006 12:16AM PDT

or exported.

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Which is it?
Apr 27, 2006 12:30AM PDT

sense of humo(U)r or Nonsense?

You've used both terms.

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They are related, wouldn't you say?
Apr 27, 2006 12:44AM PDT

I find the whole thing ridiculous and funny. But there is a kernel of truth there, which is WHY it's absurd. I guarantee if "apes' rights" became widespread someone would be pushing for interspecies marriage. It's the logical next step.

A lot of things that are true are also absurd and funny. Humans are whacky creatures. I try not to take things too seriously. What's the point?

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nonsense-farcical-humourous-comedy
Apr 27, 2006 12:36AM PDT
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no, he is not on your team
Apr 26, 2006 5:31AM PDT

which appears to be limited to only you ASSUMING anything stated in this entire thread supports the Spanish Socialists.

Sit back, relax, have a banana.

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(NT) (NT) yes we got no bannas
Apr 26, 2006 5:41AM PDT
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as a Mod, i protest!!!
Apr 26, 2006 7:55PM PDT

the way your post is worded, you could be accused of feeding the animals...


Wink


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(NT) (NT) How about your nonsense!
Apr 26, 2006 12:46AM PDT
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Not only voting, how about interspecies marriage?
Apr 25, 2006 9:46PM PDT

You think I'm joking?

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No.
Apr 25, 2006 10:07PM PDT

Reading up on your posts I think you're rather serious. What I wonder is where you got that from. A link would be good for a change.

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A link to WHAT?
Apr 25, 2006 10:15PM PDT

I predicted a future possible event. Why would there be a link to it?

Making no sense at all.

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So
Apr 25, 2006 11:45PM PDT

You're in favo(u)r of apes getting married?

Civil or church ceremony?

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Depends where...
Apr 26, 2006 12:32AM PDT

In Spain or Canada, okay by me.

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Ahhhh.
Apr 26, 2006 12:46AM PDT

the NIMBY complex

oil but no refineries, chimps can vote in the US, but not get married in the US

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Nonsense
Apr 26, 2006 4:25AM PDT

I never said any of those things.

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I never said any of those things
Apr 26, 2006 4:34AM PDT

Me neither

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(NT) (NT) But you said he did
Apr 26, 2006 4:40AM PDT
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LINK,LINK,LINK.........
Apr 26, 2006 5:09AM PDT

LOL! Devil

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Togo thinks he is talking about....
Apr 26, 2006 5:23AM PDT

the Missing Link, a relative of Togo's.

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LOL!
Apr 26, 2006 5:27AM PDT

I just loved that you now need a link to an opinion Devil

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Several links for you...
Apr 26, 2006 5:37AM PDT

just use your favorite search engine and search for "gay marriage" with "perversion" with "bestiality" with "liberal" with "democrat" (everything bolded including the quotes)

Should keep you busy with the links you desire for hours - if you don't want them quit asking.

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I have seen Jane Goodall on TV within the week speaking on
Apr 25, 2006 2:29PM PDT

just this subject. It is her expert opinion backed by her 46 years of study that all the higher Apes, Gorillas, Chimps and Bonobos, and Orang-Utans are sentient, reasoning species, and deserve to be considered as such. Perhaps not human but deserving of survival and respectful treatment the same as people. They have societal arrangements and communicate among themselves clearly enough that an experienced observer can deduce what is being communicated.

Since they're losing their habitat and are being driven to the edge of extinction with extreme rapidity, I don't see much wrong with this The current habitats should be connected and turned into a preserve with the people living in the areas as the trustees and the beneficiaries of tourism brought in by the Chimps Gorillas. In particular, the Bush Meat trade should be stamped out at least insofar as it targets endangered species. There are now restaurants in Europe serving Bush meat, which isn't helping either. That may be the source for the Spanish legislation.

Rob