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So. Cal- Oklahoma........I've got a problem!

I have a problem concerning the outcome of the So. Cal-Oklahoma slaughter!! I have a nephew from Tellaquau, Oklahoma (National Headquarters of The Cherokee Nation) who is a BIG Oklahoma fan. I mean BIG! He weighs 285 pounds and is a Cherokee Indian. He is a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist) at an Indian Hospital and a fanatical Oklahoma Sooner fan. After the stomping that they took at the hands of So. Cal last night, I woold not want him putting me to sleep this morning. I'm trying to think of how to offer my condolences in the most inoffensive way. Last year after our veru owh Southeast Conference Champs, LSU, anialated Oklahoma I sent him a large sympathy card signed by Arkansas' Governor Huckabee, Arkansas' two US Senators Lincoln and Pryor, Arkansas Athletic Director Frank Broyles and Coach Nutt, many other Arkansas dignataries, all of the relatives and friends in Arkansas that I could get to sign it and even faked Oklahoma's Head Football coach Bob Stoops signature. We all waited anxiously for months to see whose home would get burned down. That went over so well last year that I'm considering the same approach again this year. What do you think? Go Razorbacks!!!

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you could always get him a life-time pass for the Detroit Lions



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(NT) (NT) CRNA? 285lbs? Get him a job the USC training staff. ;-)

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