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Semi-PC Irish joke (PG-13)

U2 is playing a concert in Ireland (go figure) and after one of their songs is finished, Bono asks the audience for silence. After a few moments and the audience quiets down, Bono starts to slowly clap his hands. Into the microphone he says, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from the near the front of the audience pierces the silence....."F***in' stop doin' it, then!"

Devil

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(NT) Grin!

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(NT) Sending this one on:) Thanks:)

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Irish common sense

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Ya gotta love it! Wink

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Reminds me of the old joke

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What do you think of the fact that somewhere in the world a woman has a baby every 30 seconds?

Find that woman and stop her. Devil

Diana

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