I'm tired just from reading that!!
Mow the yard. Trim the hedges. Put down lime. Put down fertilizer. Edge the drive and walk. Sweep drive and walk. Change car oil and filter. Wash car. Wax car. Air up car tires. Vacuum car. Grocery shopping. Walmart or Target for dry goods, pet foods, paper towels, etc. Movie rental for crappy TV tonight. Burn those files that piled up to CDR. Do Laundry. Clean microwave. Clean refrigerator and toss out moldy stuff. Vacuum house, get ceiling cobwebs. Mop bathrooms. Scrub out toilet and sink and bathtub. Go to bank, make deposits, get ATM cash for weekend. Do Sunday school lessons. Buy Father's Day gift and card, late as usual. Wash dog. After that's done consider doing some chores you've been putting off, like painting the side of something or other, fixing that bad deck area, planting some flowers, getting that garden going for summer veggies. Saturdays, they only come around once a week.