So my Shuffle finally died on me and I needed a convenient player to listen to my audio dramas between classes. I've had this UpStage cell phone for a long time but have never used it as an mp3 player. I went out and got a cheap 1gb memory card for it, and find out that there is NO FAST FORWARD FUNCTION on this thing. What the hell?
Way back when I got this phone I read a bunch of reviews on it and this fact was never mentioned. I did a google search and on apparently all of the known internet there is just one brief mention of this lack. This piece of crap also does not remember where you left off, nor does it allow you to pause a track while making a call or doing basically ANYTHING else on the phone. So it is basically impossible for me to use this to listen to anything but music.
What a piece of crap. /end rant

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