What do you have when thirty-two WV women get together? A full set of teeth.
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A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his
beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Alabama now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they
were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted."
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an
attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
You know you are in Georgia when you call the front desk from your
motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "go
ahead ... you paid for the room".
You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married. There is tobacco spit
on both sides of his pickup.
The Arkansas governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by
fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
The law in North Carolina was recently changed regarding divorce. Now,
after being divorced, the couple is still brother and sister.
A Texas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving
on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout