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Redneck Computers, Y'all!

by jonah jones Nov 24, 2003 3:42AM PST

10 ways to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer...

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck
has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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As a redneck, must say you're right LOL
by Mark Leiker Nov 24, 2003 5:20AM PST

You left out one - CD drive used as beer holder

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Naaa, a real redneck would have
by Kiddpeat Nov 24, 2003 6:01AM PST

shot the mouse, and skinned it for dinner.

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