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red neck vacation

by Mark5019 / October 26, 2006 12:48 AM PDT

Red Neck Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one
afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation. Only this year I'm
gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice
about where to go. Three years ago you
said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii
and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to
the Bahamas ,and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned
if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna
do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

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(NT) (NT) LOL! Good one, Mark! :-)
by MarciaB / October 26, 2006 12:49 AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) Thats funny. :-)
by grimgraphix / October 26, 2006 7:37 AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) Spamming the family at this very moment. :-)
by Steven Haninger / October 26, 2006 11:10 AM PDT
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