Random Beer Name Generator

by MarciaB Apr 16, 2005 3:37AM PDT

http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php

(c)2003 Drew Avis

Now new and improved with auto-beer style technology!

Welcome to the random beer name generator. Tired of working long hours to come up with original beer names? Wonder how clasics such as 'Delerium Tremens', 'Fat *******', and 'Toad Spit Stout' were named? Need something better than 'Batch 54 Brown Ale' to impress your friends and family? Look no further, the world's greatest beer naming technology, once only available to Charlie Papazian, has been recently declassified and is now at your fingertips. Pour yourself a homebrew, pull up a chair, and start clicking -- soon your buddies will be saying 'I love this Madonna's Farty Wombat Porter so much better than that old Batch 27 Porter you served yesterday!'.

Total possible unique names: 27703620

A few of the "keepers" I generated include:

Flaming Poison Tripel
Hamburgler's Farty Centipede Rauchbier
Smelly Cat-Pyramid Bavarian Dunkelweizen

Fun time-waster

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The Weasels Formerly Known As Obi Wan Kenobe's ...

by Evie Apr 16, 2005 5:05AM PDT

...Cracklicious Pilsner

When I start home brewing this sounds cute

Evie

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LOL, good one, Evie

by MarciaB Apr 16, 2005 5:15AM PDT

It just sort of rolls right off one's tongue

as an aside: Isn't it just too weird that "W-A-N" is filtered out, but "Fat *******" in my original post was not? I remember reading something about that particular thing in Forum Feedback, I think.

Anyway, have a great day, and let us know when you begin your brewing. We will gather together for taste testing (I will let you go first )

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Black Cunning Tongue Extra Special Bitter

by Cindi Haynes Apr 16, 2005 5:52AM PDT

Also,

The Smurf Formerly Known As Count Chocula's Limpid Dubble
Irish Barney Bock
Hairy Cinco de Mayo Yellow Bi

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Portentious Gas Cloud Extra Special Bitter

by MarciaB Apr 16, 2005 1:48PM PDT

Guess I would have to agree for many of these, Cindi.

Not real appetizing - but funny in it's own weird if-you-drink-enough-of-what's-in-the-bottle kind of way

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drinking enough

by Cindi Haynes Apr 17, 2005 3:48AM PDT

I guess I'd have to agree with you there!

They used to brew BAD FROG beer not far from my old house. Some states banned the beer because of the label.

http://www.badfrog.com/

It actually wasn't a bad little brew!

--Cindi
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Oregon has the *dubious* micro-title

by MarciaB Apr 17, 2005 4:28AM PDT

of Micro Brew Capitol of the World. Now you know what we do in our spare time - brew & taste

http://www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041227/BUSINESS/412270307/1040

Spread this piece of news around - we can increase the visitor trade around these parts (as long as they don't move here - although we usually reserve that sentiment for Californians! Just kidding *sort of* )

BOTTOM'S UP!!

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Some examples I got:

by Paul C Apr 17, 2005 8:53AM PDT

1. Sloshed Beaver Koelsch (Certain aspects of date rape attend to this one, IMO)

2. Phat Bob and Doug McKenzie Schwartzbier (That's good beer from the Great White North, eh?)

3. Cranky Hippo Extra Special Bitter (Anything named after a PO'd 5 ton mammal is NOT something I'd try!)

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