Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
What happened with me last week is a good example.
I went in a store, and was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out a city cop was
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said..."Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break ?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a piece
of horse s.... .
He finished the second ticket and put in on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.....the more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a hoot. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important to mature adults.

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